Bernard & Alicia

We were both lost. We were both bored. Sitting in our separate homes, staring out rain-speckled windows, Anthony Hamilton crooning in the background, wondering if love was just something other people found. Then—divine intervention. God himself whispered, "Get on Bumble."

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Both our dogs, sensing a shift in the universe, pondered whether they'd ever get a step-parent.

After countless swipes, questionable profiles, and a few existential crises, this stunning, cat-eyed, glasses-wearing angel decided to "like" my profile. Smitten by her obvious good taste, I wasted no time messaging her, laying out a detailed argument for why and

how I was her future.

Weeks of online banter ensued (and a few suspiciously timed “out of town” excuses from Bernard), but finally, destiny led us to our first date at Monkish Brewery. And

the rest? Well, now we’re getting married. Fate sealed. History made.

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